Tuesday, August 30, 2011

THEY CAME FIRST HYSTERICAL

Sion, August 30, 2011



We are living in historical and prodigious times. Many of us can see and hear that the current King of JerUSAlem is a truly hysterical entity. Let him or her who has eyes or who is quick to observe look and understand.



Hear ye, oh Israel. I am not a renowned mathematician, statistician or the even profess to be the son of a prophet, but I know the truth, which is the knowledge o things as they are, as they have been and as they are to come. And under this authority, if my memory does not fail me, it is my belief that we are living in historical and prodigious times. We have seen and heard that since the inception of JerUSAlem, no other king of this great nation of ours has been more successful and sinister in his Craft of Common Change than the Current King Pin.



Who can deny that under King Laban’s administration we have had a hysterical non national JerUSAlem kingship? Not only that, but also hysterical debauchery and moral decline in our country; hysterical monarchical protests; hysterical grand bailouts; hysterical legal tender printing, hysterical peace prize winnings; hysterical employment loses; hysterical unemployment claims; hysterical home foreclosures; hysterical governmental deficits; hysterical national debts; hysterical alien deportations, hysterical credit rating down grading; hysterical deceitful addresses; hysterical secrecy in government; hysterical scams; hysterical marriages and wedding invitations; hysterical terrorist assassinations; hysterical vacations; hysterical wars and therefore hysterical decrease of peace on earth; hysterical hatred towards America; hysterical abortions; hysterical idolatry, adultery and homosexuality trends; hysterical political deceptions; hysterical political unrest; hysterical want for peace; hysterical corporatism, hysterical military complex; hysterical war racketeering; hysterical fuel increases; hysterical pollution; hysterical global warming and therefore; hysterical natural disasters and catastrophes, etc. It undoubtedly appears that all things are in hysterical commotion against this once holy country of ours.



Please remember that the time line of history is not lineal but cyclical. And I may be half assertive in my historical remembrances and claims, but wishing I were only half assertive, unless the people of JerUSAlem does something about it to stop the monopoly of historic trends that are leading JerUSAlem to oblivion, we and JerUSAlem are going hysterically on the road to perdition and thus, as other civilizations before us like the Jaredites and the Nephites, in these or those northern lands, we are in line time and again to make hysterical ancient history.



Therefore, not leaving the empathetic pseudo-epiphanies aside, by the historical moral agency, moral courage and moral intellect that I still have and the historical freedom that we still enjoy in JerUSAlem, I am but constrained to exercise my guaranteed first amendment rights under the JerUSAlem constitution all at once. These rights are the guaranteed historical freedom of free press, the guaranteed historical freedom of speech, the guaranteed historical the freedom of religion and the guaranteed historical freedom of peaceful protest or the guaranteed historical freedom of peaceful assembly among others. And this monograph is my medium. Because unless I do this today, when they decide to come for me, there will not be any one left to speak in my behalf. This certainly makes me remember the word of Martin Niemoller who may have said:


First they came for the communists, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a communist. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for me and there was no one left to speak out for me.

And I cannot stress it long and strong enough that decisions determine destiny. One wise man that I honor and respect once said this to me: that, we cannot make eternal decisions without eternal consequences. That we cannot be right by doing wrong and that we can’t be wrong by doing what is right. And I speak as a free man, and I know that is right to desire and to defend everlasting freedom and liberty because the spirit of God is the spirit o liberty. And even before the creation of the world we have been endowed with Moral agency, which is the freedom to choose good and life or evil and death. Please see Deuteronomy 28-30. Before and after, here is the law and the testimony.




 




Now the Lord is that Spirit: and where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty.



(New Testament 2 Corinthians 3:17)









I cannot speak for no one else, but common sense indicates that we will be happier under heaven with a historical JerUSAlem King than with a historical nation, don’t you all agree? Historical scriptures do make manifest that it is better than a man becomes historically famous of infamous, than a whole nation is wasted in apocalyptic and desolating turmoil.



I am just a historical lover of freedom who stands fast in the freedom in which we have been made free. I am also utilizing my hysterical common sense. Therefore, like Lucifer was cast out from heaven, without fear of reprisal, I will be the first to vote or cast away or to impeach the historical King ping of JerUSAlem because I do no want my memory of God, my country, my family, my freedom and liberty and my friends to become ancient history.




And it came to pass that I was constrained by the Spirit that I should kill Laban; but I said in my heart: Never at any time have I shed the blood of man. And I shrunk and would that I might not slay him. And the Spirit said unto me again: Behold the Lord hath delivered him into thy hands. Yea, and I also knew that he had sought to take away mine own life; yea, and he would not hearken unto the commandments of the Lord; and he also had taken away our property.



And it came to pass that the Spirit said unto me again: Slay him, for the Lord hath delivered him into thy hands; Behold the Lord slayeth the wicked to bring forth his righteous purposes. It is better that one man should perish than that a nation should dwindle and perish in unbelief. And now, when I, Nephi, had heard these words, I remembered the words of the Lord which he spake unto me in the wilderness, saying that: Inasmuch as thy seed shall keep my commandments, they shall prosper in the land of promise. Yea, and I also thought that they could not keep the commandments of the Lord according to the law of Moses, save they should have the law. And I also knew that the law was engraven upon the plates of brass. And again, I knew that the Lord had delivered Laban into my hands for this cause—that I might obtain the records according to his commandments. Therefore I did obey the voice of the Spirit, and took Laban by the hair of the head, and I smote off his head with his own sword.



(Book of Mormon 1 Nephi 4:10 - 18)


For this I know without a shadow of a doubt that my cause is right. Therefore as historical Joshua once said to his own people, I say it unto you.





Therefore, come unto me speedily with a few of your men, and leave the remainder in the charge of Lehi and Teancum; give unto them power to conduct the war in that part of the land, according to the Spirit of God, which is also the spirit of freedom which is in them.



(Book of Mormon Alma 61:15)



And this land shall be a land of liberty unto the Gentiles, and there shall be no kings upon the land, who shall raise up unto the Gentiles. And I will fortify this land against all other nations. And he that fighteth against Zion shall perish, saith God. For he that raiseth up a king against me shall perish, for I, the Lord, the king of heaven, will be their king, and I will be a light unto them forever, that hear my words.



(Book of Mormon 2 Nephi 10:11 - 14)


And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.



(Old Testament Joshua 24:15)


All these things, I humbly say for the amelioration of posterity in the Holy Name of Jesus Christ, Amen.



Attentively



Gazelem, Ixmiquilipantl



Scribe



Miguel Angel Tinoco Rodriguez


HYSTERiCAL



Monday, August 29, 2011

THE END OF THE AMERICAN DREAM!!!

COMES UPON THEM AS TRAVAIL UPON A WOMAN WITH CHILD



Hurricane Irene, Unusual Earthquakes, Unprecedented Tornadoes, Historic Flooding And Horrific Drought: Why Is All Of This Stuff Happening To America?



What in the world is happening to America? In more normal times it would be easy to dismiss Hurricane Irene as an isolated incident, but so far this year we have had some sort of a "major disaster" almost every single month. In addition to Hurricane Irene, this year we have also had truly unusual earthquakes, unprecedented tornadoes, historic flooding along the Mississippi and Missouri rivers, horrific drought, massive wildfires and a continuous onslaught of nuclear radiation from Fukushima. Almost every single area of the United States has been affected by at least one of these disasters. So why is all of this stuff happening to America all of a sudden? Does anyone have any theories? Right now we are having a "once in a century" disaster every few weeks, and either we are just extremely "unlucky" or there is a reason why all of this is happening.

Let's take a look at some of the bizarre disasters that have happened so for this year....







WHAT YOU NEED IS AN ISNPIRED AND UNADULTERATED RESPONSE!



Zion, August 29, 2011



These ignominious catastrophic occurrences are no mystery. Have you asked God about it in prayer? Can’t you see that these are the sermons of heaven preaching repentance to this wicked and perverse generation? But people would not listen and have rejected and cast out the prophets that have been sent to them. “And instead by faulty reasoning they say that it is the god of nature that suffers.” They think that the Lord will not do good neither will do evil unto to this people.



Howl, ye inhabitants of Maktesh, for all the merchant people are cut down; all they that bear silver are cut off. And it shall come to pass at that time, that I will search JerUSAlem with candles, and punish the men that are settled on their lees: that say in their heart, The LORD will not do good, neither will he do evil. Therefore their goods shall become a booty, and their houses a desolation: they shall also build houses, but not inhabit them; and they shall plant vineyards, but not drink the wine thereof. The great day of the LORD is near, it is near, and hasteth greatly, even the voice of the day of the LORD: the mighty man shall cry there bitterly. That day is a day of wrath, a day of trouble and distress, a day of wasteness and desolation, a day of darkness and gloominess, a day of clouds and thick darkness, A day of the trumpet and alarm against the fenced cities, and against the high towers. And I will bring distress upon men, that they shall walk like blind men, because they have sinned against the LORD: and their blood shall be poured out as dust, and their flesh as the dung. Neither their silver nor their gold shall be able to deliver them in the day of the LORD's wrath; but the whole land shall be devoured by the fire of his jealousy: for he shall make even a speedy riddance of all them that dwell in the land.



(Old Testament Zephaniah 1:11 - 18)



Therefore the Holy prophets have, today as it was then, sealed the law and the testimony to bind up the people. And after we do this, then come for the sermons of heaven. For of this it is written:



“Abide ye in the liberty wherewith ye are made free; entangle not yourselves in sin, but let your hands be clean, until the Lord comes. For not many days hence and the earth shall tremble and reel to and fro as a drunken man; and the sun shall hide his face, and shall refuse to give light; and the moon shall be bathed in blood; and the stars shall become exceedingly angry, and shall cast themselves down as a fig that falleth from off a fig–tree. And after your testimony cometh wrath and indignation upon the people. For after your testimony cometh the testimony of earthquakes, that shall cause groanings in the midst of her, and men shall fall upon the ground and shall not be able to stand. And also cometh the testimony of the voice of thunderings, and the voice of lightnings, and the voice of tempests, and the voice of the waves of the sea heaving themselves beyond their bounds. And all things shall be in commotion; and surely, men's hearts shall fail them; for fear shall come upon all people. And angels shall fly through the midst of heaven, crying with a loud voice, sounding the trump of God, saying: Prepare ye, prepare ye, O inhabitants of the earth; for the judgment of our God is come.”



(Doctrine and Covenants Section 88:86 - 92)



For if I, who am a man, do lift up my voice and call upon you to repent, and ye hate me, what will ye say when the day cometh when the thunders shall utter their voices from the ends of the earth, speaking to the ears of all that live, saying—Repent, and prepare for the great day of the Lord? Yea, and again, when the lightnings shall streak forth from the east unto the west, and shall utter forth their voices unto all that live, and make the ears of all tingle that hear, saying these words—Repent ye, for the great day of the Lord is come? And again, the Lord shall utter his voice out of heaven, saying: Hearken, O ye nations of the earth, and hear the words of that God who made you. O, ye nations of the earth, how often would I have gathered you together as a hen gathereth her chickens under her wings, but ye would not! How oft have I called upon you by the mouth of my servants, and by the ministering of angels, and by mine own voice, and by the voice of thunderings, and by the voice of lightnings, and by the voice of tempests, and by the voice of earthquakes, and great hailstorms, and by the voice of famines and pestilences of every kind, and by the great sound of a trump, and by the voice of judgment, and by the voice of mercy all the day long, and by the voice of glory and honor and the riches of eternal life, and would have saved you with an everlasting salvation, but ye would not! Behold, the day has come, when the cup of the wrath of mine indignation is full. Behold, verily I say unto you, that these are the words of the Lord your God.



(Doctrine and Covenants Section 43:21 - 27)



Therefore, tarry ye, and labor diligently, that you may be perfected in your ministry to go forth among the Gentiles for the last time, as many as the mouth of the Lord shall name, to bind up the law and seal up the testimony, and to prepare the saints for the hour of judgment which is to come; That their souls may escape the wrath of God, the desolation of abomination which awaits the wicked, both in this world and in the world to come



(Doctrine and Covenants Section 88:84 - 85)



For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.



(New Testament 1 Thessalonians 5:3)



As you see, the Lord, the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob has spoken and these things I humbly say in his holy name, which is Jesus Christ, amen.



Gazelem Ixmiquilipantl



Scribe



Miguel Angel Tinoco Rodriguez







Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Who Has Believed Our Report?


Sion, August 24, 2011


To whom has the arm of the LORD been revealed?

Hear the word of the Lord you scornful men that rule this people which is in JerUSAlem. Even to that great Capital City of Zarahemla and unto their rulers who rest in their lees in the shadows of the fat valley, to them all I do solemnly speak. You will know that it is I, behold it is I he that speaks, even the stone that the builders rejected.



Because ye have said: We have made a covenant with death, and with hell are we at agreement; when the overflowing scourge shall pass through, it shall not come unto us: for we have made lies our refuge, and under falsehood have we hid ourselves:



Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD, Behold, I lay in Zion for a foundation a stone, a tried stone, a precious corner stone, a sure foundation: he that believeth shall not make haste.



Judgment also will I lay to the line, and righteousness to the plummet: and the hail shall sweep away the refuge of lies, and the waters shall overflow the hiding place. And your covenant with death shall be disannulled, and your agreement with hell shall not stand; when the overflowing scourge shall pass through, then ye shall be trodden down by it. From the time that it goeth forth it shall take you: for morning by morning shall it pass over, by day and by night: and it shall be a vexation only to understand the report.



For the bed is shorter than that a man can stretch himself on it: and the covering narrower than that he can wrap himself in it. For the LORD shall rise up as in mount Perazim, he shall be wroth as in the valley of Gibeon, that he may do his work, his strange work; and bring to pass his act, his strange act. Now therefore be ye not mockers, lest your bands be made strong: for I have heard from the Lord GOD of hosts a consumption, even determined upon the whole earth.



Give ye ear, and hear my voice; hearken, and hear my speech. Doth the plowman plow all day to sow? doth he open and break the clods of his ground? When he hath made plain the face thereof, doth he not cast abroad the fitches, and scatter the cummin, and cast in the principal wheat and the appointed barley and the rie in their place? For his God doth instruct him to discretion, and doth teach him. For the fitches are not threshed with a threshing instrument, neither is a cart wheel turned about upon the cummin; but the fitches are beaten out with a staff, and the cummin with a rod. Bread corn is bruised; because he will not ever be threshing it, nor break it with the wheel of his cart, nor bruise it with his horsemen. This also cometh forth from the LORD of hosts, which is wonderful in counsel, and excellent in working.



(Old Testament Isaiah 28:15 - 29)



For this cause the Lord has sent me unto you, to open up your ears unto me that you may understand. He has opened a door for me and those who want to escape the approaching desolations, but not in haste as in the former captivity. For when The Lord opens nobody shuts and when he shuts, no body opens. I MYSELF HAVE SEEN IT. He is the Lord our God, he is mighty and powerful. His hand is stretched out and at his command; he rebukes the waters of the sea and they are dried up and the fish Thereof do stink, for they die of thirst. He also clothes the heavens with darkness and of sack cloth he makes their covering. For the Lord my God has given me the tongue of the learned that I should know how to speak a word in season unto thee. He opened my ear and I was not rebellious, nor did I turn my back unto him. But you to whom he sent me received me not, but every one went away in their way and left me alone. I myself have seen it. Therefore I have sealed the law and the testimony unto my God, and you have already built the foundation of a great destruction that awaits the wicked upon these lands and few men will be left. Here is the testimony:



Wherefore, when I came, there was no man; when I called, yea, there was none to answer. O house of Israel, is my hand shortened at all that it cannot redeem, or have I no power to deliver? Behold, at my rebuke I dry up the sea, I make their rivers a wilderness and their fish to stink because the waters are dried up, and they die because of thirst. I clothe the heavens with blackness, and I make sackcloth their covering. The Lord God hath given me the tongue of the learned, that I should know how to speak a word in season unto thee, O house of Israel. When ye are weary he waketh morning by morning. He waketh mine ear to hear as the learned. The Lord God hath opened mine ear, and I was not rebellious, neither turned away back.



I gave my back to the smiter, and my cheeks to them that plucked off the hair. I hid not my face from shame and spitting. For the Lord God will help me, therefore shall I not be confounded. Therefore have I set my face like a flint, and I know that I shall not be ashamed. And the Lord is near, and he justifieth me. Who will contend with me? Let us stand together. Who is mine adversary? Let him come near me, and I will smite him with the strength of my mouth. For the Lord God will help me. And all they who shall condemn me, behold, all they shall wax old as a garment, and the moth shall eat them up.



Who is among you that feareth the Lord, that obeyeth the voice of his servant,that walketh in darkness and hath no light? Behold all ye that kindle fire, that compass yourselves about with sparks, walk in the light of your fire and in the sparks which ye have kindled. This shall ye have of mine hand—ye shall lie down in sorrow.



(Book of Mormon 2 Nephi 7:2 - 11)




 

For this cause hath the Lord God caused that a curse should come upon the land, and also upon your riches, and this because of your iniquities. Yea, wo unto this people, because of this time which has arrived, that ye do cast out the prophets, and do mock them, and cast stones at them, and do slay them, and do all manner of iniquity unto them, even as they did of old time.



And now when ye talk, ye say: If our days had been in the days of our fathers of old, we would not have slain the prophets; we would not have stoned them, and cast them out.Behold ye are worse than they; for as the Lord liveth, if a prophet come among you and declareth unto you the word of the Lord, which testifieth of your sins and iniquities, ye are angry with him, and cast him out and seek all manner of ways to destroy him; yea, you will say that he is a false prophet, and that he is a sinner, and of the devil, because he testifieth that your deeds are evil.



But behold, if a man shall come among you and shall say: Do this, and there is no iniquity; do that and ye shall not suffer; yea, he will say: Walk after the pride of your own hearts; yea, walk after the pride of your eyes, and do whatsoever your heart desireth—and if a man shall come among you and say this, ye will receive him, and say that he is a prophet. Yea, ye will lift him up, and ye will give unto him of your substance; ye will give unto him of your gold, and of your silver, and ye will clothe him with costly apparel; and because he speaketh flattering words unto you, and he saith that all is well, then ye will not find fault with him.



O ye wicked and ye perverse generation; ye hardened and ye stiffnecked people, how long will ye suppose that the Lord will suffer you? Yea, how long will ye suffer yourselves to be led by foolish and blind guides? Yea, how long will ye choose darkness rather than light? Yea, behold, the anger of the Lord is already kindled against you; behold, he hath cursed the land because of your iniquity.



And behold, the time cometh that he curseth your riches, that they become slippery, that ye cannot hold them; and in the days of your poverty ye cannot retain them. And in the days of your poverty ye shall cry unto the Lord; and in vain shall ye cry, for your desolation is already come upon you, and your destruction is made sure; and then shall ye weep and howl in that day, saith the Lord of Hosts. And then shall ye lament, and say: O that I had repented, and had not killed the prophets, and stoned them, and cast them out. Yea, in that day ye shall say: O that we had remembered the Lord our God in the day that he gave us our riches, and then they would not have become slippery that we should lose them; for behold, our riches are gone from us.



Behold, we lay a tool here and on the morrow it is gone; and behold, our swords are taken from us in the day we have sought them for battle. Yea, we have hid up our treasures and they have slipped away from us, because of the curse of the land. O that we had repented in the day that the word of the Lord came unto us; for behold the land is cursed, and all things are become slippery, and we cannot hold them. Behold, we are surrounded by demons, yea, we are encircled about by the angels of him who hath sought to destroy our souls. Behold, our iniquities are great. O Lord, canst thou not turn away thine anger from us? And this shall be your language in those days.



But behold, your days of probation are past; ye have procrastinated the day of your salvation until it is everlastingly too late, and your destruction is made sure; yea, for ye have sought all the days of your lives for that which ye could not obtain; and ye have sought for happiness in doing iniquity, which thing is contrary to the nature of that righteousness which is in our great and Eternal Head.



O ye people of the land, that ye would hear my words! And I pray that the anger of the Lord be turned away from you, and that ye would repent and be saved.



(Book of Mormon Helaman 13:23 - 39)



Now therefore, what have I here, saith the LORD, that my people is taken away for nought? they that rule over them make them to howl, saith the LORD; and my name continually every day is blasphemed. Therefore my people shall know my name: therefore they shall know in that day that I am he that doth speak: behold, it is I. How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace; that bringeth good tidings of good, that publisheth salvation; that saith unto Zion, Thy God reigneth!



Thy watchmen shall lift up the voice; with the voice together shall they sing: for they shall see eye to eye, when the LORD shall bring again Zion. Break forth into joy, sing together, ye waste places of Jerusalem: for the LORD hath comforted his people, he hath redeemed Jerusalem. The LORD hath made bare his holy arm in the eyes of all the nations; and all the ends of the earth shall see the salvation of our God. Depart ye, depart ye, go ye out from thence, touch no unclean thing; go ye out of the midst of her; be ye clean, that bear the vessels of the LORD. For ye shall not go out with haste, nor go by flight: for the LORD will go before you; and the God of Israel will be your rereward.



(Old Testament Isaiah 52:5 - 12)



YEA, even doth not Isaiah say: Who hath believed our report, and to whom is the arm of the Lord revealed?



(Book of Mormon Mosiah 14:1)



But they have not all believed the gospel and thus have they been entrusted into darkness.



These things I humbly say with proper authority in the Holy Name of Jesus Christ, Amen.



A servant in the hands of Christ



Gazelem Ixmiquilipantl



Scribe



Miguel Ángel Tinoco Rodríguez